Monday, March 12, 2012

Things that would never happen at an American basketball game

 You will be given a plastic sign with your team's name when you buy your ticket that you fold up and use as a noise maker
 A man in shiny white boots will stand on a platform and dance and chant and lead the stadium in cheers for the entire game
 The foreigners will be the most talented players
 The cheerleaders will wear the wrong colors
People will have giant cardboard cutouts of their favorite player's head 
You will watch with your South African friends (whose country doesn't have basketball) and suddenly become an expert of the sport
The halftime entertainment will be girls jump roping in sparkly gold shirts

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